True Blood - Help, they're killing Eric...

OK so you thought my True Blood rant was over. Well so did I. But after episode 8, I cannot keep quiet!
Am I the only person left gagging after Sookie & Eric's fantasy romp in the woods? I know they are laying it on with a cement mixer because it cannot last BUT surely this is taking things too far. Is it not cruel enough that Eric is wandering around in Jason's cast offs with his hair as limp as his current personality.

Look at how lame he looks in comparison to season 2...

   

  And Season 3.....

Being Sookie's main man means no black leather and no hair product. And no one, I repeat NO ONE, looks good with soft fluffy duckling hair. I know this from bitter personal experience.
(We don't talk about season 1 because that was pre - haircut and pre sexy Eric. Forget the leather, it's all about the hair!)

They were doing OK though, with the chains and the drinking blood and Eric growling  've must be one' BUT then they had to go ruin it by frolicking  into an R rated Narnia winter wonderland.



I say, anyone for a threesome?

I half expected  Mr Tumnus to pop up and say "Anyone fancy a cup of tea?"

He's half man, half something else so he should be right up Sookie's alley (no pun intended) but I do fear for his gentle soul in the True Blood universe.





Just  when you think it can't get any worse, it does. A bed in the middle of the woods with conveniently placed bits of fur and they're raving on about you and me and possible and love and OHMIGOD someone just poke my eyes out so I don't have to watch the horror, the horror...


It's like a tacky Swedish ad. Skarsgard Vodka keeps you cool and fuels your fire.

I want sexy Eric back. Mean Eric. Nasty Eric. Eric who can't express his feelings !
Remember season 2 when Sookie says "Godric is your maker" Eric retorts " Don't use words you don't understand". Sookie then says "You love him" and Eric says " Don't use words I don't understand"
Ahhhhhhhhhhh those were the days. The days of repression and sexual tension. The days of spiky dialogue and spikier hair product. When Sookie's dreams of Eric were a hell of a lot sexier than the 'reality' we are forced to witness now.

So what have I learnt?
That what I want doesn't count for a hill of beans, as we all know Sexy Eric is only coming back at the end of the series.
And that I must try and rein in my hopes (and my bile) as next week (what fresh hell is this) Eric will probably decide to throw Sookie a tea party then they'll braid each others hair and make daisy chains, it's enough to make me want to bawl my eyes out.

Know wot I mean...